mygiraffe_trips

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i have been wasting this day away like i have free time to burn
which i don't!

sigh sigh sigh. I really do need to take off to the DMV and get my new plate sticker before it expires and I get a nice shiny new ticket that I can't afford to pay.

I'm going to work tonight, which I also don't want to do. Though work is never on my list of interests... I guess it's been alright lately. I wonder if "Milhouse" will be in tonight!!! haha!!

that would be great.

Hope everyone else out there spent their day on better things than I.

it occurred to me that i didn't give much info on that last one!

My friend Anne is hot shit, and I love her to death. we went to my friend pat's grandfather's birthday.. and what a horny old bastard that man was!! But he saw us and made some comment about their being a pit and a hose in the back & too bad there wasn't much mud

so within the hour all the elderly guys at the party had run to the fucking flowers store and bought potting soil and made us a nice pit. Although it wasn't really a pit, more like a little garbage platform next to the garage and his grandsons' old "skate ramp thingy". but it worked out alright. I was alllllll for playing with Anne, and then we hosed off and ate some burgers

Anne said it was fun but not as much fun as sudz.. so she got me very very very ripped adn somehow there were a ton of suds on a tarp in the basement. that was waaaay more fun than the mud, and it was warm as hell... but she did a good job liquoring me up casue i fucking lost like I've never lost before. It was okay though

what's better than a hot naked chick straddling you? (it's amazing im not stricly lesbian)

Alright now, I KNEW that mudwrestling was fun

but this weekend proved Anne to be correct... 

 

Foam wrestling was WAAAAY more fun

Hats off to you honey (though I TOTALLY kicked your ass in the mud)

I have a throatache like you wouldn't believe.. too much screaming on Saturday night

I got back from the NIN concert at around 11:30pm last night. It was pretty good.....but not the best.

In other words, it hit the spot but it only made me cum once.


The Dresden Dolls opened for Trent, and I LOVE the dolls. I only love them live though, they suck dick on their albums. They did a cover of War Pigs that rocked the house and had everyone screaming. Then NIN came on.

The light show was good, and they played my two favorite songs and then ended the show with Head like a Hole and I swear to god I creamed my pants, it was well worth the 40 bucks. I went with Pat and we stopped off afterwards at Omega and got some soup and a burger. I only had a few cigarettes left, so we didn't stay long. The server was pretty funny shit, so it was a good time. We ended up getting halfway through burgers and I almost passed out from exhaustion.

We drove the reest of the way home and pats girlfriend was using the shower. so I stripped down on the driveway and Pat hosed me off while laughing his ass off. What a cock.

Then I laid down to rest.... and it was a loong and black sleep.

So I'm going to be taking a trip to NY soon, I guess I'm excited. I can't wait to be on the plane, and getting to see shit while I'm in the air, I've never flown before.

What do I want to see in NYC?
I'm going to go to Museum of Modern Art, duh
and probably the Met (Metropolitan Museum of Art) while I'm at it.

I wanna see John Lennon's plaque in Central Park
and probably go to the Bronx Zoo too


I dunno, what the fuck else is there?

so i used to have something. something that I really did believe in, and fuck did it make the world seem like a different place.
why is it
that when I lost the people who shared that world
with me

the world seems to have left me as well?
fucking cruel joke if you ask me, giving me a wonderful world to share with shitty people
and then giving me a world full of shit and sadness to share with wonderful people

so yeah a had a long dream last night that had some of my family in it,
i would share but it wouldn't make sense to anyone else

lets jsut say my dad is still a shit-head to me and it'll take a lot more than a "I'm sorry Jenn" for me to forgive him.

my leg itches but its healing well.

fucking woah man
i just read a looooong fucking entry that some guy online wrote that i assume was for his ex girlfriedn. it made me happy that my ex's were all dumped by me.
He seems like a nice fucking guy though that's gotten a lot of shit for being himself, gee sounds familiar no?

yeah well fuck people, ever notice I don't keep people on my friend's list? Maybe I will soon.
the night is still young, my head hurts, and my newest conquest is dancing drunkenly in the corner, if that woman doesnt' stip and give me a lap dance soon I'll cry.

So i got my tattoo... it's way nice. It hurt like a bitch but what can I say, it's well worth the pain.
I also got my eyebrows done right afterwards... far worse torture let me tell you.

Have a show planned next wednesday in Ohio.
i want to smack Tanya still, but I guess I won't since her boyfriend is a shitstain and is making her feel like hell anyways. I would kick his ass if she would let me.

I dream of warm beds and arms stronger than my own

so i'm just supposed to sit here and wait?

I'll fucking kick her next time I see her, right where I did last night...


"My face hurts!"
Yeah? And you're ass will match it when I get through with you.

So I called up my ex to see if he wanted to go to the concert with me, he said yes of course.

I went to the gym today and my arms are going to fucking HURT tomorrow!!
Good friends are hard to figure out
I'm not sure about the people I used to love

New tattoo tomorrow!!!

Blah fucking blah....

Went shopping today and got my boots fixed, so happy.
doing laundry right now... can't WAIT to go to the show!!!!
I can't fucking believe I have tickets.

I remember learning to play

daddy paid for piano lessons for seven years, and then I got my first electric from a guy across the street
It was a definitive moment.

The Beautiful Noise. Loud as shit and nasty to boot! When I realized that each fret was a half-step, I figured "this'll be easy"! I practiced in my room for hours (much to the chagrin of my parents) to the music of Deep Purple, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Black Oak Arkansas, and Journey. I never had guitar lessons...I had nobody to show me how to do things--I just tried to make myself sound like the records. I learned everything the wrong way. Which, oddly enough, is the way I still play.


I need to get another tattoo